北京快3开奖结果今天 .Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers."
Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
My childhood was happy with my mother's love. In my young heart, my mother was strong and healthy, and never got sick. She took me to the kindergarten and home every day, in spite of rain and wind.
But one day, after we got home from the kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I didn't know what had happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesn't matter, mum has only a stomachache. I will be all right after a while." Although mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain.
At that time I knew adults also got ill and cried. I decided I would take care of my mother from then on.
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings.
As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly."
Juanita: Hello! My name's Juanita Read。 What's your name? Song Yang: I am Song Yang。 Juanita: Nice to meet you! Song Yang: Nice to meet you, too!
Where are you from? Juanita: I'am from Oxford in England. What about you?
Song Yang: Oh, I come from Xi'an in Shanxi. Can you speak Chinese? Juanita: I understand Chinese a little, but I don't speak it very well. Song Yang: Oh, I understand English a little, but I don't speak it very well! Juanita: Then let's speak Chinglish! Song Yang: Or Englese!
娟妮塔：你好!我叫娟妮塔.里德，你叫什么名字? 杨松：我叫杨松 娟妮塔：很高兴见到你 杨松：我也很高兴见到你。你从哪儿来? 娟妮塔：我来自英国牛津，你呢? 杨松：我来自陕西的西安，你会说中文吗? 娟妮塔：我懂一点中文，但我说得不是很好。 杨松：哦，我懂一点英语，但我说得也不太好。 娟妮塔：那我们来说中式英语吧~ 杨松：或者是英式中文!